WordPress keeps telling me that so-and-so likes my blog and that I should check out their blog too because I might like it. WordPress has no idea how narcissistic I am…
I hope I never get offered a million dollars to give someone a blowjob because I don’t want to be forced to give anyone a blowjob ever. A million dollars… I HAVE to do it but I wouldn’t want to. It would be even worse to be given that offer briefly, and then having the offer withdrawn. I would feel so much regret at my hesitance. If only I dove in headfirst to give the blowjob, I would be a millionaire but because of my hesitance, I lost that chance.
