Ass Scab Scars

When you pull scabs off prematurely, it leaves a scar. I call those scab scars and I’ve got ass scab scars.

Huh? Ass cab what?

Huh? Ass cab what?

A few months back, I remember lying in bed and feeling a little bump on my ass. I scratched it to see what it was. I think it maybe have started off as a pimple or something but I kept scratching it off and eventually I was scratching off scabs. I had thought that I was scratching the same spot but a few days ago, when I accidentally saw my naked ass in the mirror, I saw those ass scab scars, and there were 3 of them.

There are three of us and you have three of what?

There are three of us and you have three of what?

How does one accidentally see one’s own naked ass you ask? Prepared to be enlightened. I recently tried masturbating with moisturizer for the first time. Because this is new to me, I haven’t found a way to streamline the procedure yet. With plain old masturbation, I know my exact specifications but I still need more practice with moisturizer to perfect it.

I'm not accidentally seeing no ass in the mirror right now. ...I don't need to make sense, I'm hot.

I’m not accidentally seeing no ass in the mirror right now. …I don’t need to make sense, I’m hot.

In the first draft of this entry, this is where I started describing my experience losing my moisturizer virginity. I felt that it went too far off track so suffice to say my dick is moister than it’s ever been. Bringing this back on track, I didn’t know what to expect and wanted to keep my clothes clean so I ended up wandering nude around the house more than usual. It was then that I passed a mirror and saw my ass scab scars.

I looked kinda like this except I was more nude, had 3 ass scab scars, and a dick dangling out the front.

I looked kinda like this except I was more nude, had 3 ass scab scars, and a dick dangling out the front.

What was the point of this entry again? I don’t think I ever had one. I just wanted to say ass scab scars because it sounds funny.

Is that all you've got to say for yourself Ted? I'm going back to playing with my pussy. Too bad you can't see it with the cat blocking the view.

Is that all you’ve got to say for yourself Ted? I’m going back to playing with my pussy. Too bad you can’t see it with the cat blocking the view.

5 thoughts on “Ass Scab Scars

  1. Oh my gosh! I was laughing out loud the entire time I was reading this! I had to go back and read it again cause I was laughing too hard the first time but I laughed even harder the second time! Love this! 😛

    And – the pic of the three chicks on the beach is f’ing HOT! I’m not a lesbian but that picture is beginning to make me reconsider things. Yummm…

    • These pictures are turning me lesbian too.

      You don’t need to point out my mistake, I know what I said. It’s called a joke. A lame joke, but a joke nonetheless. And you don’t need to point out my grammatical mistakes either, they’re deliberate. Live; with: it,. God… I’ve gotta stop having these arguments with myself.
      >I’m such a dick.
      >>I know.

  2. I can relate. I have backne and crackne. Try being 43 years old and having a doctor point out your acne scars on your ass cheeks while checking your prostate. Good times.

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