I hate bitchy girls who think they’re better than me just because they pretend to be offended by stuff. You’re not fooling anyone. We all know that you’re only pretending to be offended. Here’s a good test. Are you more offended that I laugh at the funny sounds a retarded person makes, or are you more offended that I call you an ugly fat whore. There should be no comparison. Your hypothetical ugly face is nothing compared to the unfortunate life of a retard. That’s right, you vain faker.
How can you say that? You’re talking about apples and oranges.
If that’s apples and oranges, which do you think is the apple and which is the orange? I think the retard should be the apple. Why? For the sake of delivering this next joke:
If you really are such a good person, why not do this to an “apple” to show it your appreciation.
That’s about all I have to say on this topic. Why so little? Because I, too, was only faking how much those hypothetical bitches offend me.
I’m not a faker. See how I’m not even feigning interest in this stupid blog?
This has nothing whatsoever to do with the content of your post but is that Evangeline Lilly in the first picture? It sure looks like her – if not, she clearly has a twin sister that none of us knew about! Oh wait, she does have sisters so I guess…
Anyway, like I said – nothing to do with the post but my inquiring mind wanted to know! Good thing you have the ability to not post this comment because it’s verging on being too annoying and pointless to post, but I’m still hoping you do! 🙂
Don’t be silly. The comment is not annoying at all. A curious mind is a sexy mind. That said, I don’t know who Evangeline Lilly is so it’s time for me to do some googling.
Oh damn, they do look identical. At this point, I wouldn’t be able to find out where I got the picture even if you rewarded me with sex for finding it out.
That might be exaggerating a bit. There are probably a few things I COULD try. Never say no to sex so quickly, Ted. Even if you’re the one offering it to yourself.
Damn! Not only was it pointless and annoying – there’s a typo in it too! Well, that’s embarrassing. 😛
Check it out now. Doesn’t my seamless correction of your typo turn you on? 😉
It does indeed – thank you kindly! 😉
I think some girls pretend to get offended cause it makes them feel better about themselves. Like they are “nice” and above such humour. It’s stuck up. Next time you show them your ass scabs.
Ass scab scars.