Silliness of Nudity

Nudity is silly. The only reason this word even exists is because we clothe ourselves. The power of nudity is completely controlled by whatever society deems appropriate. In north american culture, a woman can pretty much show everything except for the nipple and pussy. Because of that, I tend to look for porn with nipples and pussies. There no real reason I should be seeking out nipples more than the boobs themselves. It makes no sense but that’s how I’ve been wired by society. There are middle eastern men out there who’ll jizz their pants when they see a nude face. Society shouldn’t have that much power over our bodily functions.

I’ve been living with my girl cousin lately and I noticed her bathroom has a low window. It’s right behind the toilet and I noticed it after taking a shit and wiping my ass and realized that I was pretty much putting my ass on display for the world to see. When I take showers, I feel like I’m putting myself on display. I don’t mind it since I’m a dude. I’m so lonely, I almost wish someone’s looking. But I wonder what my girl cousins think about that window. I don’t think they close the blinds and they’ve lived here for many years so they must’ve noticed the window there. Maybe they checked and made sure that when you look at the window from the outside, you only see a reflection. Maybe they decided that people don’t get a clear view and with the abundance of porn on the internet, there’s no need for people to peep. If they’re that open about it, they should show me the goods. It doesn’t cost them anything and it’ll be such a thrill for me. It’s silly that they would want to hide their nude bodies from me. It’s silly that I want to see them. Everything’s silly.

In an earlier post, I mentioned that I should probably stop talking about incest one day. I guess today’s not that day.

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6 thoughts on “Silliness of Nudity

    • That reminds me of the “fact” that when you flush the toilet, bacteria gets up to 2m into the air. Sure, that’s true, but shit bacteria gets 2m into the air even before you flush. Can you smell shit from 2m away? When you smell it, you’re ingesting tiny shit particles through your nose.

      I usually also take a step in front of the toilet before I start wiping so people will also be stepping on my shit particles the next time they sit on the toilet, lol.

      • Let’s just say that fact is true. The shit particles in question would not be visible whereas the shit crumbs that you scrape from your butthole can be seen on the toilet seat or on the floor if one were keen enough to search for them.

        • Despite the fact I have to wear glasses, as long as I’m wearing them, I’ve got pretty good vision. If I see visible particles, I clean them up. I just took a dump and I observed that I actually don’t take a step forward and there’s usually a pube on the seat so I wipe that and the rest of the seat when I’m done. I wish this was funnier or less disgusting, lol.

          • Shit particles are probably getting all over your underwear and shorts. You’re probably spreading shit particles everywhere you go. You’re like a shit particle fairy.

            • Yea, but people who don’t stand up to wipe have their hands really close to their shit while they’re wiping. Even when you wash your hands afterwards, you can’t get it all. Everyone’s covered in shit particles. Don’t make me feel bad about my version of it, lol.

              …On cold days, if you wipe without standing, it must be gross to feel the heat from your shits.

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