Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 52 – Jason – Bunch of Stuff, Depression, JRE

Another long podcast with Jason. This, along with the previous 2 episodes were all recorded on the same day. We talked for more than 7 hours!

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sm/create/SFTpodcast/SFT-0052-Jason-Bunch_of_Stuff%2CDepression%2CJRE.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/_kfOn-lhkOM

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Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 51 – Comfort And Evolution With Jason

I talk to Jason about comfort and evolution. We talked a lot of evolution. I also clumsily explained my knowledge of the known universe and the big bang theory.

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sm/create/SFTpodcast/SFT-0051-Comfort_And_Evolution_With_Jason.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/S88-GAc50iw

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Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 50 – Jason, Cigar, Drugs, Money

I talk with Jason about a bunch of stuff including the things I listed in the title.

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sm/create/SFTpodcast/SFT-0050-Jason_Cigars_Drugs_Money.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/jjnqEG951ac

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Pedophiles Must Have Small Penises

Having small genitalia is practically a criterion for being a pedophile. A pedophile with a massive dong wouldn’t be anatomically compatible with children. It would be like trying to stick a penis into a pencil sharpener. Hazards aside, it simply wouldn’t fit. I wonder if the children being small is part of the appeal of pedophillia. To a tiny person, even a smaller-than-average penis would appear large. It’s a matter of perspective. Maybe there would be less pedophiles if there were more midgets.

What about female pedophiles? Do they even exist? They’re like fictional creatures. If they do exist, they’re probably more messed up than their male counterparts. Men just want to stick their penis in anything. But for a woman pedophile, it sounds like it’s a lot more work than it’s worth. With the advances in female sex toys, I don’t even know why women bother with men at all, let alone little boys. Assuming there are woman pedophiles, they’ve got to have tiny vaginas too. Otherwise, it would be like sticking a pencil in a swimming pool. There’s no point

Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 49 – What Am I Thinking Game And Ghosts

This episode is another long chat with my brother. We start off with a long game of What Am I Thinking. I learned this game from Comedy Bang Bang. I think I will try to play that game more often as a way to generate conversation topics. We later talked about ghost experiences and other stuff.

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sm/create/SFTpodcast/SFT-0049-What_Am_I_Thinking_Game_And_Ghosts.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/v6tSb3o-ihI

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Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 48 – 911 And Fleshlight

I talked with Jason in this episode about a bunch of stuff from 911 to fleshlights. Check it out.

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/tizg4kau4jih39b/SFT-0048-911_And_Fleshlight.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/Nq9zJhmH3jM

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Sad. Funny. Truthful. Podcast Episode 47 – JRE And Music Talk With Jason

We talked a bit about music and Joe Rogan’s podcast. I was pretty boring in this episode so we ended it early and hoping to start the next episode and have more interesting things to say.

Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/s/hwstehgm2w5se0b/SFT-0047-JRE_And_Music_Talk_With_Jason.mp3

Youtube: http://youtu.be/GgWFLE4F-Mk

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Random Little Things

There were actually quite a number of random little things yesterday I should’ve included but I had forgotten about them. They are really random and really little.

On my walk home from the library yesterday, it had been snowing a lot for hours and snow was gathering up. When I was about to turn into the street where I live, I see a car sliding all over the place and having a hard time gripping the road. When I walked past the car, the driver yelled out the window, “You’re making better time than me!” He said it in a really hill-billy kind of way. That’s all.

You know the stereotype where Asian tourists take pictures of everything? Well I saw some next level stuff yesterday. I have a new next door neighbour and I haven’t talked to the guy yet, but yesterday, from inside my house, I saw him stick a 2L bottle of Nestea in the snow on his driveway and taking pictures of it. It’s like he’s in his own little world. A lot of neighbours were out shovelling the snow but he just did his own thing without caring about anyone else. If I were him, I would’ve done that silly stuff in the backyard or not do such stupid shit at all. I almost envy the way he can ignore the rest of the world like that.

This last one is kind of odd. Well, everything I say and write is kind of odd. The night before last, I went to bed and start dreaming right away. I literally only lied down for less than a minute and I was already dreaming. It was almost as if I was dreaming while still awake, or I just fell asleep super fast. In the dream, I was riding a bike down the street and all of a sudden I fell over. This is was not uncommon based on my last couple weeks of biking and walking to the library in the snow. With snow and ice, sometimes the ground is completely uneven and you can see it through the thick soft snow. As I fell off the bike in the dream, I woke up and my entire body shook as if I just landed from the fall. It was a pretty weird experience. I don’t know what else to say about it. It was just weird.

Promised Procrastination Paradox

I promised that I was going to procrastinate from programming with blogging and voila. There really isn’t any paradox with it. I only included it in the title because I’m going to write a bit about a game called The Guided Fate Paradox. Also, it starts with P and I apparently want to alliterate my title. I’m actually not really procrastinating right now. I did try to procrastinate by asking people like Justin to podcast with me but those didn’t happen and I ended finishing all my work instead. That doesn’t mean I was hard working though. I only assigned myself very little work for today and it turned out to be even less than I expected. I finished it in a couple minutes. That’s all the work I’ve done not only for today, but for the past week. I’ve been a major slack off lately. This is still procrastinating though because I create games and I literally have an endless amount of work I can be doing but fuck that, I’m done for today.

Just like the title of this blog entry, the word “paradox” doesn’t fit into the game title at all. If I look online, I’m sure I can find people who can explain what the title means but instead of doing that, I’m just going to bitch about it. The Guided Fate Paradox is simply a bad name all around. That title would only attract people looking for a deep intelligent game with philosophical ideas but when they look at the game and see anime characters and 2D sprites, they would probably be turned off. Or maybe not. I don’t know what people think and I’m just talking shit here but that’s what I think.

The game is a Nippon Ichi Software game and I love all their games. NIS America is the American branch that localizes the games. Disgaea is their most famous series and I just picked up Disgaea D2 from the library today. If I had to describe their game in short, it’s 2D tactical RPGs with hilarious dialogues and a level cap of 9999 instead of the traditional 100 which satisfies my level-grinding needs. There are lots of ways to develop your characters and I really admire that aspect of their games.

Nippon Ichi’s style of games easily does not fit most people’s tastes but it fits my tastes perfectly. I don’t enjoy the 2D graphics, but I don’t mind them. One thing that confused me quite a bit is how few players they have. In this game, there’s a feature where you can check online stats for all the collective players. The game was released half a year ago and it only has less than 13,000 players. Now, that stat is only for players who go online which I don’t know how many ps3 players don’t go online but when you even it out with piracy and people borrowing and reselling games, that number is around the sales number they’ve got. They’re an accomplished game company and off the top of my head I can remember at least 8 of their games that I’ve enjoyed. 13,000 is such a sad number. I think that number is only for North America. I hope so. If it’s worldwide, then it’s really sad. I’m pretty sure the game is much more popular in Japan. I’m sure it’s still profitable for them, otherwise they would stop localizing these games, but I still can’t get over that number.

If I made a game and got those kinds of numbers, I wouldn’t be satisfied with it at all. My last game, Tek Tactical, is kind of a failure and it still got several hundred thousand plays. I know that I’m comparing a shitty free web game to a $60 ps3 game, but I still can’t get over the number of players. I’d like to get viral and popular so it seems I’m actually on the right path right now by making free games. I just gotta actually get my ass working on these games instead of procrastinating all the time.

Anyway, I guess that’s all I’ve got to say about that game for now. The other thing I promised to write about is how I accidentally cooked/burned my thigh. I’ve been boiling water and taking it upstairs to the bathtub. On one of my many trips through the halls of my house, I bumped the empty hot pot into the wall and it hit my thigh. It bounced off my thigh and barely touched it but it’s been two days now and I’ve got this red mark. It looks like one of those red marks as if I pressed my elbow on my thigh for several minutes and when I let go, it’s red. Or when you fall asleep in class and when you wake up, your face has those red marks.  It just looks like one of those, except it’s not one of those because this one doesn’t go away after a few minutes and it hurts a little. Funny thing about touching hot things is that you can see how slow the body reacts. If you try to stick your hand in hot water, you can feel an obvious delay before you feel the heat and the need to pull your hand away. On a similar note, sometimes I test how hot something is by just touching it and withdrawing right away. After I’m no longer touching the object, I slowly get a sense of how hot it was when I touched it. I thought about including a picture of my thigh but I got too lazy.

Umm… I don’t think I wrote anything funny in this entire entry. That’s quite a shame. I’ll quote two funny things I heard on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast lately:

When confronted with comparing UFC with human cock fighting, a good response is “Nope, all our fighters wear pants in the UFC.” – Campbell McLaren, co-founder of UFC

“Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.” – Kron Gracie