Drunkitude

I’m starting to feel a little drunk now and enjoying it. I feel like I want to drink a little more to maintain the drunkness but last time I did that I got super wasted and threw up 5 times. There’s no perfect point of drunkness for me. I get to the point I’m at now where I enjoy little things more and I feel like just a little more and it would feel really good but there is no middle ground between this and being deathly drunk. On new years, I didn’t get as “happy” as my current state and I still wound up throwing up once. I probably could’ve kept it down but it was better to hurl it out. I’ve been watching a lot of Mike and Molly all week. It’s mostly mediocre with some good parts but I watch it mostly as a means of procrastination. I usually watch it with a blank stare on my face but after getting drunk several minutes ago, I starting making stupidly big smiles as I’m watching it. Being drunk is fun.

After rereading what I just wrote, I realize that I might have to throw up later tonight. Hopefully not. We’ll see.

7 thoughts on “Drunkitude

  1. This has been happening to me too. I used to cop a great buzz, now I go from sober to sick. What’s happened to my Russian genes? Drinking is in my blood. My grandmother had a still in her bathtub in the tenement they lived in. I mean really, we have our priorities.

    Really good to see you back, hope you post more…but I get it if you don’t. I think about posting all the time then everything I write sounds like a complaint. Not everyone appreciates complaints the way we do.

  2. It’s nice to be welcomed back everytime, haha. I feel the same way about posting too. Even though nothing’s expected of me, everytime I think of something I might want to write, I think myself out of it by eventually overthinking it and thinking it’s too bitchy or not worthwhile.

  3. Glad to hear you found a new hobby. Sounds like you have the shitty Asian drinking genetics like myself. If you keep working at it though you will get better. There can be a perfect point except it doesn’t last very long because you want to make it more perfect. Like potato chips.

    • Haha well I don’t think I’ll be developing a drinking problem or habit. It’s one of the few times I’m thankful for my cheapness. Alcohol is too costly. My cheapness is also the reason I’m not more overweight from junk food.

      I don’t understand the comparison to potato chips but coincidentally, I’ve been trying to fry up awesome potato chips to perfection.

      • There’s that saying, ‘you can’t have just 1 potato chip’ because they’re so addictive.

        I don’t think anyone goes into drinking thinking they’re going to be an alcoholic..haha. I’ve had some pretty embarrassing puking moments. I guess there’s really no such thing as a proud puking moment though.

        • Good point. But I guess even if I do begin to slowly develop a drinking problem, it’s still not the worst of my problems. My procrastination and cheapness problems are much bigger and maybe they’re continue to stifle the drinking one.

          My first thought on what a proud puking moment would be is if it projectiled perfectly into a sink or garbage can.

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