Night of Nudity

The night started off with me being bored and looking through craigslist. I found an ad of a photographer that wants to take nude pics and he’ll pay $25 (basically to cover transportation) and he can send over a copy of the photos. Yes, such sketchiness with so little info and yet I accepted it and went to the studio. I was pretty bored with my stagnant life and figured I’d do something wild and risky. If something bad were to happen, at least I’d feel something. I believe that’s the wrist cutter’s mentality. Although I’m not really just doing it to feel something. I figure if something really bad were to happen to me I’d appreciate my life more. At the same time, it’s not like I’m asking for it. I don’t wish for something bad to happen. It’s just that I was aware of the risk and what I’m putting on the line for it. In this case, it would be my rape cherry.

 

I picked a bad time to drive downtown and after I got down there, I continued to hate driving downtown because it’s so much more hectic than uptown. Apparently there was a basketball game tonight and the first parking lot I chose had jacked up prices. I decided to drive a little farther for a cheaper park. The jacked up rate was $20 for the night. I was expecting $10 which is still pricey. When I got back in my car, a guy approached me. He gave a speech about how he was homeless and that he was trying to learn computers to get his life straight but he was hungry and wanted some money. Out of the kindness of my heart, I decided to give him $2 to get a hotdog. He said hotdogs cost $3 so I gave him another dollar. If I were really kind, I probably should’ve given him more but at least it was better than nothing. I never know if these people asking for money is for real or if it’s just a scam. Either way, it was just a couple bucks; I’ve been wasting way more than that lately anyway.

 

After driving around a bit, I found parking at a children’s hospital for $7. I wasn’t aware that I was parking in the hospital when I was parking the car but it was fine. Finally, I met up with the photographer and began my shoot. You know the brief bit of information I gave you about this whole photoshoot? That’s literally all the information I have on it. I didn’t do any background checking or anything. Anything could’ve happened to me.

 

I entered the sketchy building and into his tiny studio. He tried to make me feel at ease with some small talk but I don’t really care for small talk. We started off taking clothed pictures. As he asked me to remove each article of clothing, I wondered if I was going to get raped. After a couple nude shots, he asked me to shave my pubic hair. He had a razor there for me to use. I had never shaved down there before and I started shaving lousily. Eventually, I let the guy shave me. It wasn’t forceful or anything, but yes, that happened. The rest of the shoot was pretty straight forward and I got my $25. I live about an hour away from downtown and since I drove all that way, I decided to wander the streets aimlessly for a bit.

 

After walking in and out of a few shops without doing anything, barely even browsing, I stumbled upon Zanzibar, a strip club. The name actually caught my attention first. The reason I noticed it was because I’ve edited a book for a psychic and he mentions the Zanzibar a lot from his childhood stories. Back then, it was a jazz club. I learned a bit of the history from talking to the strippers. I actually wasn’t too eager to go to a strip club but I figured I was just going to go home anyway so I might as well drop in and take a gander. The door said no cover charge. As a cheap person, that intrigued me. I sat down and it didn’t take long for a waitress to ask for my orders. I didn’t want anything but she told me it’s a one drink minimum and the drinks start at $7. I really didn’t feel like I needed to see live boobs so I walked out to decide whether I want to sit in a strip club for $7. After wandering around the streets a bit more, I figure heck, $7 isn’t too bad. I need to live a little. Plus, I spent way waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more money on my ex-girlfriend, which as her title implies, didn’t work out. Being depressed and having wasted a lot more money on things recently, I’m now a little more loose with my money… until I run out of the cash lying around in my house which shouldn’t take long if I start spending it.

 

Once I decided to re-enter the strip club, the first thing I did was go downstairs to the washroom. I saw an attendant in there and it caught me by surprise. I contemplated whether I should just turn back instantly but I didn’t want to do anything suspicious so I decided to just wash my hands instead. The guy gave me soap and a towel which I didn’t like because I knew where it was going. I tried not to tip because I just washed my hands and I honestly didn’t even need to. The guy seemed a bit angered by it so I just tipped him a dollar to prevent from making a scene. Next time, I should turn around and leave as soon as I see an attendant. I didn’t even pee…

 

After that washroom fiasco, I took a seat and tried to enjoy the show. I was already somewhat aware of the nature of strip clubs – the way strippers try to sell you on dances which are costly and measured by songs. It actually isn’t too costly but a song isn’t very long. Strippers approached me and tried to give me a dance. I asked them how much it costs. It costs $20 cover to get a private room and then it’s $20 per song. I was willing to part with $20 but $40 right off the bat seems a bit steep for me. I turned down several strippers. I starting to feel proud of myself for the restraint I was exercising. Honestly, I quite enjoy the part where they approach me and feign interest in me. Fake or not, it’s still nice to have someone act like they want my attention. If I were a dick, I could actually enjoy myself without spending money by fishing them along for several minutes before finally declining the dance. I don’t intend to waste their time so I let them know very early on that I’m not planning to spend much money tonight.

 

One stripper tried pretty hard to sell me the dance. I let her know early on it’s too pricey for me and I’d need to think about it more but she kept trying so I let her. We made a bit of a small talk. Of course, she then insisted on a dance again and when I said no to that last offer, she immediately ignored me. I actually wanted to ask one more question to wrap up our conversation but she didn’t care anymore. The immediacy of her ignorance felt pretty bad. She was actually pretty close to making the sale with me but not anymore.

 

As more strippers approached me, I decided to ask one to just cuddle with me a bit without getting a room so I don’t need to pay the cover. I was worth it enough for me. I very much enjoy having someone close to me and touching me. This girl wasn’t as touchy as some of the other ones but it was fine. So we sat for a song and I gave her $20. I was content with that spending. I didn’t plan on spending anymore but then a Romanian woman came along that did a pretty good job. I’m not particularly attracted to Romanians or anything though some people might think so based on a previous post. She just seemed nice enough, attractive enough, and I don’t mind parting with another $20. Sales is hard and I want to give them a sale. This girl was pretty good. I stayed at the table without a private room which mean less intimate touching but I was okay with that. She motorboated me a couple times which was a pleasant surprise. She smelled nice and I asked her what her scent was. I guessed strawberry but she told me it was pomegranate and lemon. It didn’t smell crazy good but it was kind of nice and I asked just to give a compliment and make small talk. Although I repeatedly proclaim my dislike for small talk, I see its uses and importance and I don’t take that away from it. In conclusion, those two girls were nice, lol. $40 was a bit more than I thought I’d spend but it wasn’t too bad.

 

I try to extend my stay downtown as much as possible and had been texting Justin (my friend) to see if he wanted to go to a bar. He happened to have plans with his friends and girlfriend to go to a club so I joined them. After posing nude and getting out of my comfort zone, I thought I’d be able to let myself loose in the club instead of just standing in the corner like I usually do. I wasn’t able to let loose as much as I had hoped but it was better than past times. I literally did nothing in previous club outings so doing more than that isn’t saying much. The problem with approaching girls is that I don’t know what’s step two. I can muster up the effort to approach and say any one line, but after that, I’m not really too interested in reacting, whether it would be dancing or conversing. It’s not that I don’t want to talk to girls, but that’s hard enough on it’s own without deafening music making it an impossibility.

 

When I entered the club, I decided to not use the coat check. My jacket wasn’t fancy or anything so I just left it on a chair and expected it to be there for me by the end of the night. I was aware of the risk but it seemed worth it to me. As a precaution for the worst case scenario, I took all valuables out of my jacket and put them in my jean pockets. I had quite a few things: car keys, wallet, cell phone, gps, and psp. The last two are the biggest and most people wouldn’t carry with them but I did. My jeans had big enough pockets that it fit in fairly comfortably so that wasn’t a problem. After dancing for about an hour, I decided to check on my jacket and it was gone. The coat check was only $3 but I decided to gamble and lost. Oh well. I wasn’t too attached to that jacket anyway.

 

To sum up, I spent quite a bit of money tonight. Roughly $10 of gas I’d say, $3 to beggar, $7 parking, $1 washroom attendant, $7 strip club drink, $40 lap dances, $10 club cover fee, totaling $78 and my jacket. I earned $25 in the process so that makes it $53 and my jacket.  Is it worth it? I’m choosing not to think about it too much. The sum itself isn’t too big a deal if I had fun but I can’t really say I had a lot of fun. I tried to make the most out of the night but it’s not exactly more fun than a night in playing video games which costs virtually nothing.


I’ll end this entry with a joke. When I told another friend about my nude posing gig for $25, she joked that I was overpaid. Kudos to her. I thought it was pretty funny.

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4 thoughts on “Night of Nudity

  1. Sounds like a more interesting time than being at home. I admire that you went and posed nude for some random dude. Not saying I have any interest at all in doing it but to be able to do something like that says a lot. I’m not sure exactly what it says..lol.

    You left out the part where the guy is shaving your pubes and you get an erection.

  2. A funny loop 🙂 Sells nudity for $25 and buys nudity for $40.
    I hope you didn’t get behind the wheel after the club though!!!

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