Who Wants A Great Advertising Deal?

If you have a website that you’d like to advertise, I’ve got a great deal for you. This Thursday/Friday, I will be releasing Tek Tactical, a game that I’ve been working on for far longer than I should’ve. I have developed an advertising system in there that cycles through ads and rewards players for viewing ads. I partnered up with an artist for this project; The artist’s last game amassed 345k views on newgrounds alone and he believes that Tek Tactical is the best game he’s ever made so I’m hoping to see even greater numbers than that.

So, if you have something you’d like to advertise, I can probably make an amazing deal with you. I was going to write another entry about me being too lazy to lie but I’m just going to lump it into this one. I have a friend who psychopathically lies in hopes to simplify explanations. I’ve seen it backfire on him so many times, causing him to frustratingly continue a web of lies or explain the lie, and yet he still does it. I call him a psychopathic liar in jest, but it’s kinda true. At least he’s not dishonest though. He doesn’t lie to get ahead in life. It’s just a stupid habit of his.

I, on the other hand, go out of my way to tell you more truth than you need to know. I will tell you way too many deep dark thoughts to the point where I scare everyone away. My point is, I will try my honest best to get you the best advertising deal with me. I added a bunch of random people on facebook for Candy Crush and one of them seems to sell stuff online. I struck an ad deal with her. When we were discussing compensation, she was going with the norm and suggested to pay me per view I get her. I told her no, she should pay me for sales, not for views. That way, she only pays me when she get paid. It’s a win-win. I don’t even know this woman. The only thing I know about her is that she plays Candy Crush. And for once, I didn’t even fantasize about getting in her pants or anything so I had no reason to be nice to her other than for the sake of being a nice person.

So… if you have something that would benefit from advertising, you should contact me so I can work something out with you. My email is tedgaming@gmail.com

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