Fake Offence

I hate bitchy girls who think they’re better than me just because they pretend to be offended by stuff. You’re not fooling anyone. We all know that you’re only pretending to be offended. Here’s a good test. Are you more offended that I laugh at the funny sounds a retarded person makes, or are you more offended that I call you an ugly fat whore. There should be no comparison. Your hypothetical ugly face is nothing compared to the unfortunate life of a retard. That’s right, you vain faker.

How can you say that? You're talking about apples and oranges.

How can you say that? You’re talking about apples and oranges.

If that’s apples and oranges, which do you think is the apple and which is the orange? I think the retard should be the apple. Why? For the sake of delivering this next joke:

If you really are such a good person, why not do this to an "apple" to show it your appreciation.

If you really are such a good person, why not do this to an “apple” to show it your appreciation.

That’s about all I have to say on this topic. Why so little? Because I, too, was only faking how much those hypothetical bitches offend me.

I'm not a faker. See how I'm not even feigning interest in this stupid blog?

I’m not a faker. See how I’m not even feigning interest in this stupid blog?