My Dumbassery Part II

I’m a glasses wearing, math doing, blog writing, asian man. I normally don’t react much and maintain a cool composure. That’s why unexpected encounters with insects annoy me. It’s hard to keep cool when I fend myself from bugs. The worst of these was probably one time when a fly landed on my glasses and I instinctively tried to slap it away, which led to me slapping myself in the face, knocking my glasses off, and breaking them…

I also tend to say stupid things and cringe when I look back on the things I’ve said. Just recently, I told a stranger that I’d rather be mean and weird than nice and boring. I don’t know if the message is clear, but it wasn’t the best choice of words. However, life’s too short to be changing things all the time so I just force myself to assume the stances I’ve once taken. Few things actually matter anyway so I might as well save my time and effort. I beseech you all heed this advice given to you by a brilliant man who slapped himself and broke his glasses.