My Favorite Tweets Part 2

More tweets by me, @tedgaming_ted:

 

People should know that they can say things so #stupid that it automatically forfeits the value of their #opinion.

 

Last night I was thinking that I should start #blogging daily, for consistency or whatnot. Then I thought: “Nah, I’m too #lazy for that.”

 

…super #anal #clean… … …I don’t think anyone’s #anus is that clean.

 

Just noticed that my last tweet was on my #birthday and it was about #porn

 

Somehow, #Godzilla can be in the middle of the ocean and still only be waist-deep in water.

 

I never #drive when I’m #drunk. Not that I #remember anyway.

 

I took a #shit, finished, stood up, #sneezed, and found a drop of #pee on the floor. Glad it was pee and not the other thing. #sneeze #poo

 

I’m half ambidextrous.

 

Last Drinks For A While

This is how I’m spending the night:

2 beers, some vodka, coke, and watching 3D Movies. Oh, my thighs are in pic too. I’m hesitant to post this picture because it’s so messy but who cares, right?

 

Hopefully it’ll be a fun night. After this, I’m going to lay off the drinks for a while… mostly because I’m too lazy to buy more.

Beer Me

I want to get back into the habit of blogging regularly but there’s isn’t always something interesting to say everyday. Yesterday I drank too much vodka and got a little sick. I felt nausea but didn’t throw up. I usually drink straight vodka just to get drunk quicker but it was really hard to do it yesterday. I theorize that maybe because I got purified water in my house now and because I wash my vodka down with water, maybe the purified water is cleansing my pallets too much and making me taste more of the shittiness of vodka. I’m done with vodka for a while. I haven’t had a bad experience with beer yet so now I’m drinking beer (yes, right now as I’m typing this). Sure, it tastes like piss but I’m starting to not mind it so much.

 

Today was a pretty good day. It started off pretty slow and seemed like it might be a bad day. I watched Rules of Engagement all morning. Even though I like the show, I have a hard time enjoying things these days. Then I messaged a friend and got him to run with me. We don’t really run much. We usually just end up walking and chatting but that’s still pretty good. After I walked him home, I went for a run by myself. I had eaten a lot over the weekend so it was good to burn off some fat. I didn’t eat THAT much, but it was a lot in comparison to what I’ve been eating lately. I actually don’t enjoy eating for the most part but I tend to eat just to not waste food and I eat biggish portions so I don’t have to clean as many plates. Now that I’m trying to lose some weight and look awesome, I’m intentionally eating less which is not difficult for me. But yesterday, we went out for a shitty family birthday dinner for me so I had a little more to eat than I normally do. I also pigged out a little today for some random reason.  I think I was able to balance it out with considerable exercise today.

 

After the run/walk with that one friend, I messaged another friend to hang out. We went to get some beer, had a few, then we went out for dinner and played some ping pong. I met with “Uncle Eddie” who he knows from church. The three of us had dinner and played ping pong. I hadn’t played ping pong for a couple years but I picked it back up pretty quickly. I’m pretty damn good. For a casual player, I’m insanely good. Compared to competitive tournament players, I’d probably fit in one of the lower tiers which is still not bad. I feel somewhat ashamed for being good at ping pong though because I feel like I’m fitting straight into the stereotype of being asian and being good at ping pong and math.

 

I played some pretty intense ping pong with uncle Eddie. He’s an old asian guy who’s played for many years and I’m a bit better than him so it was really fun and a really good workout since I voluntarily picked up the ball the majority of the time. Now I’m drinking beer and blogging. Getting beer was actually the primary reason I went out with the second friend today and played ping pong. I had a tiny buzz when I met Eddie and I was more chatty and friendly with him than my usual self. I know that I’m sort of at risk of developing mild alcoholism and that it’s bad, but it seems to be doing good in my life so far. At this stage, I know I can easily quit so if someone wants me to stop (I think you know who you are), I can stop and quit drinking right away. Otherwise, I think I’m going to drink (responsibly) for a while until some bad happens.

Drunk Once Again

This time I’m drinking completely alone and in the afternoon. Signs of alcoholism? Maybe. The thing is though, I’m not an aggressive drunk. I’m also much more sociable when I’m drunk. I’m normally pretty annoyed and short with my parents but when I’m drunk, I’m a bit more chatty with them. Alcoholism is obviously a bad thing in the long term. But in the short term, it might actually be a good thing for me. We’ll see. Realistically, I’m probably developing a problem right now, lol. Feel free to reach out to me. I could use the extra human contact.

Super Drunk, Sorry

I mentioned that I was in a good mood in the last post but I actually went down to a super bad mood right after that but right now, I’m in a super good mood. Not only am I more drunk than I’ve been in a long time, but I was actually in quite an all time low during the past 24 hours but I’m at an all time happy right now. From my blog posting, it would appear I’ve been drinking quite a lot in the past few weeks. I actually got drunk a couple nights ago too but I didn’t blog that night. Actually, I think I’m coming down from being super drunk right now. I still feel really oozy, but my innate censorship is returning. Damn. I was hoping I would feel less inhibited and write a bunch of stuff while I’m drunk.

I guess I’ll continue to clear up that I don’t believe I’m developing an alcoholic problem. So far, I’m still only getting drunk of free drinks. It just happens that I’ve been offered quite a bit of few drinks lately. That’s uncommon for an introverted guy so I’m probably still safe. I will admit that I’m definitely more prone to alcoholism than I was a month ago. But who knows, maybe I’m so drunk right now that I’ll need to throw up later and it’ll be one of those moments where I feel so shitty that I vow to myself that I won’t drink again which I know won’t last forever but it’ll last for a little while.

I just proofread what I just wrote. Being as drunk as I am right now, I think that even though it’s relatively comprehensible, it’s a lot more drunken-confusing than my previous drunken posts.

Deadbeathood

Still living at home with my parents, not paying rent, and drinking my brother’s friend’s vodka (with permission, but still…) makes me feel like I’m on the path of deadbeathood. Nah, I’m not really in trouble – not more than I normally am anyway. I just wanted to use that word that I just made up. Maybe I’ll write some more random crap when the vodka kicks in.