My Favorite Tweets Part 2

More tweets by me, @tedgaming_ted:

 

People should know that they can say things so #stupid that it automatically forfeits the value of their #opinion.

 

Last night I was thinking that I should start #blogging daily, for consistency or whatnot. Then I thought: “Nah, I’m too #lazy for that.”

 

…super #anal #clean… … …I don’t think anyone’s #anus is that clean.

 

Just noticed that my last tweet was on my #birthday and it was about #porn

 

Somehow, #Godzilla can be in the middle of the ocean and still only be waist-deep in water.

 

I never #drive when I’m #drunk. Not that I #remember anyway.

 

I took a #shit, finished, stood up, #sneezed, and found a drop of #pee on the floor. Glad it was pee and not the other thing. #sneeze #poo

 

I’m half ambidextrous.

 

Last Drinks For A While

This is how I’m spending the night:

2 beers, some vodka, coke, and watching 3D Movies. Oh, my thighs are in pic too. I’m hesitant to post this picture because it’s so messy but who cares, right?

 

Hopefully it’ll be a fun night. After this, I’m going to lay off the drinks for a while… mostly because I’m too lazy to buy more.

Drunk Once Again

This time I’m drinking completely alone and in the afternoon. Signs of alcoholism? Maybe. The thing is though, I’m not an aggressive drunk. I’m also much more sociable when I’m drunk. I’m normally pretty annoyed and short with my parents but when I’m drunk, I’m a bit more chatty with them. Alcoholism is obviously a bad thing in the long term. But in the short term, it might actually be a good thing for me. We’ll see. Realistically, I’m probably developing a problem right now, lol. Feel free to reach out to me. I could use the extra human contact.

Hiccupping Drunk

I hate it when I have hiccups while drunk because it’s like I’m a cartoon character of a drunk person. I wonder if there are any direct correlations.

Damn, I’m making some pretty loud hiccups. I hope I don’t wake anyone.

 

I left the house just now, planning to play on the swings a little. As I got near the school playground, I saw that it was very dark and walked back home. I currently still believe I’m making sensible decisions all around but it probably just seems like pure drunk behaviour to most people.

I’m starting to feel less drunk so I guess I won’t be posting all this frequent crap anymore.

I kinda want to write a few pieces of code to prove that I can still code while drunk but I’m severely lacking motivation for that. I was hoping my last game will be released for the weekend but it seems like the publishing won’t be finalized until next week. If I don’t post anything else, I guess I’ll be posting in a few days to futilely attempt to promote the game.

Super Drunk, Sorry

I mentioned that I was in a good mood in the last post but I actually went down to a super bad mood right after that but right now, I’m in a super good mood. Not only am I more drunk than I’ve been in a long time, but I was actually in quite an all time low during the past 24 hours but I’m at an all time happy right now. From my blog posting, it would appear I’ve been drinking quite a lot in the past few weeks. I actually got drunk a couple nights ago too but I didn’t blog that night. Actually, I think I’m coming down from being super drunk right now. I still feel really oozy, but my innate censorship is returning. Damn. I was hoping I would feel less inhibited and write a bunch of stuff while I’m drunk.

I guess I’ll continue to clear up that I don’t believe I’m developing an alcoholic problem. So far, I’m still only getting drunk of free drinks. It just happens that I’ve been offered quite a bit of few drinks lately. That’s uncommon for an introverted guy so I’m probably still safe. I will admit that I’m definitely more prone to alcoholism than I was a month ago. But who knows, maybe I’m so drunk right now that I’ll need to throw up later and it’ll be one of those moments where I feel so shitty that I vow to myself that I won’t drink again which I know won’t last forever but it’ll last for a little while.

I just proofread what I just wrote. Being as drunk as I am right now, I think that even though it’s relatively comprehensible, it’s a lot more drunken-confusing than my previous drunken posts.

Drunk Blabbering

As much as I’d like to think I don’t necessarily blabber while I’m drunk, I can still analyse number and given that I’ve been writing  blog posts nonstop, I’m clearly blabbering. Oh crap, I even forget the thing I intended to write for this post. I still have several guilt things in my mind that I thought I wasn’t going to write but I guess I’ll just start writing those.

 

Oh wait, no guilt yet. I remember now. I just wanted to mention that times like now when I’m not doing much and I’m drunk, I might just want to sleep but because it costs tens to twenties of dollars for me to get to this state (even if it’s not my money) I feel like I should stay awake to make the most out of the experience. But I don’t really feel like doing anything. I guess it means I’ll probably be writing more crap later on tonight. Sorry to be such a bother.

Writing Nonsense (While Drunk)

Okay I don’t think I can make much progress in my coding. That’s not necessarily due to drunkness though. I’m pretty sure I’ll still be making no progress for the next few days. I pretty much trapped myself by aiming higher than my motivation. Hopefully I’ll finish this game, but I don’t know, we’ll see.

Another thing I wanted to point out is that even though I’m drunk, I’m still not posting these pure randomness on facebook, where people might judge me more harshly. At the end of the day, the only reason I write anything is to expose myself, to create opportunities for people to find my stuff, develop an internet presence, and hopefully make money from it. At this point, it seems like a total dead end and I just do it now cause it’s kinda fun sometimes and there are a few people who care enough to comment regularly. I really appreciate those. I don’t appreciate the art of writing much. I do appreciate it a little, but not enough to seek it out at all, let alone participate in creating it.

Well, the title already warned you that this is nonsense so please limit your disappointment in how crappy this is.  I proofread everything, even when I’m drunk. So yes, this crap is proofread and I’m pretty sure it’s still crap. If I were a little more drunk, I might start blabbing about loneliness and crap. But for now, I’m not doing that cause I know that it’s the same crap a million other people and I have already written. Maybe if I were more drunk but I already drank everything. Actually, there’s still alcohol in the house but it’s not for me to drink freely and my ease of resisting to drink those is proof that I don’t have real alcoholism yet. By that logic, once I decide to drink those other drinks, it would mean that I’ve become an alcoholic. I’ll let you know when that happens.