Being the narcissist that I am, these are all my own tweets. I’m reposting my tweets because I have a negligible amount of twitter followers and I want more people to read my shit, even if it’s mediocre shit.
I wiki’d – “..the condition of having at least three loose or liquid bowel movements each day..” I thought I only need 1
When my is about to get interrupted, it’s hard to decide whether I should stop or finish.
It’s okay for to describe themselves as “good at playing with kids.” It’s less okay for to say it.
The most I got this month was walking to the store to buy chips. The more I bought, the more of a workout I would get carrying it.
I hate using the word “whom”. It always sound so : “Look at me, I know how to use it properly.”
I’m either a high functioning or a low functioning non autistic.
When drops in the , for a moment, I freeze and wonder if I should reach in for it. Then I realize, , of course I should!
aside, I have so much in common with
Don’t be a about pussies.
When I’m , I get a big on my face and that makes me .