I got bored and decided to play a word game with myself. The goal is to use homophones and homonyms and whatever homo shit to form the most retarded phrases I can imagine while maintaining grammatical correctness.
Q: Cue the queue.
A: Okay, the cameras are rolling so you should tell the background actors to get in line.
Q: Unflatten my flat flat.
A: You should fix your home to make it livelier. Give it more depth, more dimension.
Q: Plant the plain plane on the plain.
A: You can’t find any airports or roads so you have to land your ordinary air-bus on a grassy field.
Q: Gay gay
A: What do you call a happy person who has a life partner.
Q: Chipped Chip chip
A: A damaged gambling currency made from potatoes.
Q: Crispy crisp
A: What do you call crunchy potatoe chips.
Q: Faggot faggot
A: Cigarettes made for homosexuals.
Q: Fake it, faggot.
A: Telling a gay person to pretend to be straight.
Q: There there, they’re there.
A: What do you say to comfort someone who is worried about people not arriving at the designated area.
Q: Man, man the manhole. Amen.
A: You give a tired prayer in hopes that they fix the sewer.
Q: Ho ho ho. Hoe’s hoes and hose.
A: The name of a shop that sells gardening and farming tools and the owner happens to be a prostitute. And say it in Santa Claus’ voice.
Q: Three free Friezas.
A: A chinese person advertising giveaways of a dragonball character.
Q: The pit’s a pizza.
A: You explain that you marked on the map the location of the hole with an Italian pie.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A: I ran out of orginal ideas and decided to become a fuckin’ copycat.
I call this game Homophrase. See if you can come up with more.