A Few More Jokes

WordPress keeps telling me that so-and-so likes my blog and that I should check out their blog too because I might like it. WordPress has no idea how narcissistic I am…

I hope I never get offered a million dollars to give someone a blowjob because I don’t want to be forced to give anyone a blowjob ever. A million dollars… I HAVE to do it but I wouldn’t want to. It would be even worse to be given that offer briefly, and then having the offer withdrawn. I would feel so much regret at my hesitance. If only I dove in headfirst to give the blowjob, I would be a millionaire but because of my hesitance, I lost that chance.

Things Are Going Well

Things are kind of going well now but I’m still not happy. What a miserable fucker I am… WordPress seems to be getting me a quite a number of followers which is good. Now I feel pressure to generate more content and fix the formatting in previous posts. I had ideas for an entry but I won’t get to it tonight… unless I can’t sleep again… which will probably happen. This is just a sub-entry of no real substance. I’m going to include a few jokes I wrote today which I normally wouldn’t have included in my blogs so that’s a nice little gift:

If I had to make up a word for the opposite of wisdom, it would be dumdom.

I gave five dollars to a beggar, years ago, and I regret it everyday.

“I think a sign of narcissism is when a person quotes himself more than he quotes other people.” – Ted

Those are things I posted on facebook. I pretty much arbitrarily decide that certain things are blog material or just a simple short joke. If you can’t get enough of me, then you can add me on facebook and you’ll see jokes like these that you might not see in the blog. https://www.facebook.com/tedgaming

Random Joke Entry…

I don’t really know why I’m making this joke entry. I actually have a huge backlog of jokes I’ve written in the past couple years that I could be using but I’m randomly choosing to make a post for the ones I just wrote. I’m not really analyzing them or working on them or anything. They’re like 80% complete and now I’ve grown tired of describing what this is so I’ll just past them below:

I hope I never get offered a million dollars to give someone a blowjob because I don’t want to be forced to give anyone a blowjob ever. A million dollars… I HAVE to do it but I wouldn’t want to. It would be even worse to be given that offer briefly, and then having the offer withdrawn. I would feel so much regret at my hesitance. If only I dove in headfirst to give the blowjob, I would be a millionaire but because of my hesitance, I lost that chance.

I have a bad relationship with my parents. For their sake, I wish they had died when I was a child so that I would’ve never had the time to resent them. At least they would’ve died as arguably good parents in my mind. Sure, they’re still arguably adequate parents at this point but who’s making that argument? I know I’m not.

Two atheists debate the existence of god. The one that argues in favor of god’s existence is playing the devil’s advocate.