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Sketch Ideas Part II

June 21, 2013 by tedgaming

I vision an Apple Store. A store that exclusively sells apples, the fruit. And there’s a dumbass employee who takes a bite out of each apple to match the logo.

That’s the only idea I have in mind but now I gotta think up some shit to pad this entry. Umm, electric cables are labelled male or female based on whether there’s anything sticking out or going in. (When I first learned that I thought it was a crude joke but it’s just fact) So maybe there can be transgendered and gay cables too.

Uhh… let me see if I can think of one more… Damn, it’s hard to think up this shit. …I can’t think of anything else right now so I’ll just fill this space with a dumb conversation I had with a friend the other day. I suggested that as a fail pick up line, he should go up to a girl and ask if she could help him with something and if the girl is willing to help and asks what he needs help with, he would tell her that he needs help rubbing out his erection. Maybe there can be a misdirection as well where it looks like he needed help carrying bags. Yeah I know that was lame. You can just go ahead and pretend I stopped writing after the first two lines.

Posted in Sketch Ideas | Tagged apple, cabe, dumb, female, fruit, gay, gender, lame, line, logo, male, pick, store, transgender, up | 4 Comments |

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