It’s very normal for men to pee in the shower and it’s also very normal for women to be disgusted by it. But why are women so disgusted by it? Is it because they’re more hygienic? Nope. I don’t know why but I spent some time thinking about this and I now have the answer.
Peeing in the shower is very hygienic… for men. If anything, it’s even cleaner than using a toilet. It also takes less effort because you don’t have to hold down your pants or aim as much. There’s no reason not to do it. For women, however, peeing in the shower is very different. Due to the location of their urinary organ, if they simply start peeing while they’re showering, the urine will go all over their leg and feet. If a woman wanted to pee in the shower without peeing on herself, she would have to put a foot up against a wall and pee sideways and that’s just not practical.
There are probably men out there who pee messily in the shower but most of the time, it’s fine, so women shouldn’t judge men so harshly for doing it. I have solved the mystery of different gender perception of peeing in the shower. Why I decided to think about peeing in the shower with a vagina is the new mystery I shall someday solve.
I vision an Apple Store. A store that exclusively sells apples, the fruit. And there’s a dumbass employee who takes a bite out of each apple to match the logo.
That’s the only idea I have in mind but now I gotta think up some shit to pad this entry. Umm, electric cables are labelled male or female based on whether there’s anything sticking out or going in. (When I first learned that I thought it was a crude joke but it’s just fact) So maybe there can be transgendered and gay cables too.
Uhh… let me see if I can think of one more… Damn, it’s hard to think up this shit. …I can’t think of anything else right now so I’ll just fill this space with a dumb conversation I had with a friend the other day. I suggested that as a fail pick up line, he should go up to a girl and ask if she could help him with something and if the girl is willing to help and asks what he needs help with, he would tell her that he needs help rubbing out his erection. Maybe there can be a misdirection as well where it looks like he needed help carrying bags. Yeah I know that was lame. You can just go ahead and pretend I stopped writing after the first two lines.