Ass Scab Scars

When you pull scabs off prematurely, it leaves a scar. I call those scab scars and I’ve got ass scab scars.

Huh? Ass cab what?

Huh? Ass cab what?

A few months back, I remember lying in bed and feeling a little bump on my ass. I scratched it to see what it was. I think it maybe have started off as a pimple or something but I kept scratching it off and eventually I was scratching off scabs. I had thought that I was scratching the same spot but a few days ago, when I accidentally saw my naked ass in the mirror, I saw those ass scab scars, and there were 3 of them.

There are three of us and you have three of what?

There are three of us and you have three of what?

How does one accidentally see one’s own naked ass you ask? Prepared to be enlightened. I recently tried masturbating with moisturizer for the first time. Because this is new to me, I haven’t found a way to streamline the procedure yet. With plain old masturbation, I know my exact specifications but I still need more practice with moisturizer to perfect it.

I'm not accidentally seeing no ass in the mirror right now. ...I don't need to make sense, I'm hot.

I’m not accidentally seeing no ass in the mirror right now. …I don’t need to make sense, I’m hot.

In the first draft of this entry, this is where I started describing my experience losing my moisturizer virginity. I felt that it went too far off track so suffice to say my dick is moister than it’s ever been. Bringing this back on track, I didn’t know what to expect and wanted to keep my clothes clean so I ended up wandering nude around the house more than usual. It was then that I passed a mirror and saw my ass scab scars.

I looked kinda like this except I was more nude, had 3 ass scab scars, and a dick dangling out the front.

I looked kinda like this except I was more nude, had 3 ass scab scars, and a dick dangling out the front.

What was the point of this entry again? I don’t think I ever had one. I just wanted to say ass scab scars because it sounds funny.

Is that all you've got to say for yourself Ted? I'm going back to playing with my pussy. Too bad you can't see it with the cat blocking the view.

Is that all you’ve got to say for yourself Ted? I’m going back to playing with my pussy. Too bad you can’t see it with the cat blocking the view.

Scabs…

I don’t know how I should title this without giving away too much. You’ll see what I mean after you read this short entry. On a side note, I always thought it was “scalp” but I was wise enough to consult google before writing it out and looking like a dumbass. But then I went ahead and revealed that I was a dumbass anyway. Also, it wasn’t easy to find that it was called scabs when I wasn’t even sure that’s what it sounded like anymore.

Lately, I’ve been finding scabs around my body. I know I keep mentioning that I’m suicidal but I’m not cutting myself or anything. It might be from biking to work or general carelessness but the reason isn’t important. Just now, I found that my right nipple is either hard or has a scab on it while my left nipple is fine. It’s kinda hard to find out which one it is and I don’t know what to make of it. I just thought it was kind of random and funny and worth sharing. Plus, I’ve been getting likes for my past 2 entries but they’re slowing down so I feel the need to whore out my writing again.