My Favorite Tweets Part 2

More tweets by me, @tedgaming_ted:

 

People should know that they can say things so #stupid that it automatically forfeits the value of their #opinion.

 

Last night I was thinking that I should start #blogging daily, for consistency or whatnot. Then I thought: “Nah, I’m too #lazy for that.”

 

…super #anal #clean… … …I don’t think anyone’s #anus is that clean.

 

Just noticed that my last tweet was on my #birthday and it was about #porn

 

Somehow, #Godzilla can be in the middle of the ocean and still only be waist-deep in water.

 

I never #drive when I’m #drunk. Not that I #remember anyway.

 

I took a #shit, finished, stood up, #sneezed, and found a drop of #pee on the floor. Glad it was pee and not the other thing. #sneeze #poo

 

I’m half ambidextrous.