My Favorite Tweets Part 2

More tweets by me, @tedgaming_ted:

 

People should know that they can say things so #stupid that it automatically forfeits the value of their #opinion.

 

Last night I was thinking that I should start #blogging daily, for consistency or whatnot. Then I thought: “Nah, I’m too #lazy for that.”

 

…super #anal #clean… … …I don’t think anyone’s #anus is that clean.

 

Just noticed that my last tweet was on my #birthday and it was about #porn

 

Somehow, #Godzilla can be in the middle of the ocean and still only be waist-deep in water.

 

I never #drive when I’m #drunk. Not that I #remember anyway.

 

I took a #shit, finished, stood up, #sneezed, and found a drop of #pee on the floor. Glad it was pee and not the other thing. #sneeze #poo

 

I’m half ambidextrous.

 

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My Favorite Tweets Part 1

Being the narcissist that I am, these are all my own tweets. I’m reposting my tweets because I have a negligible amount of twitter followers and I want more people to read my shit, even if it’s mediocre shit.

@tedgaming_ted

 

I wiki’d – “..the condition of having at least three loose or liquid bowel movements each day..” I thought I only need 1

When my is about to get interrupted, it’s hard to decide whether I should stop or finish.

It’s okay for to describe themselves as “good at playing with kids.” It’s less okay for to say it.

The most I got this month was walking to the store to buy chips. The more I bought, the more of a workout I would get carrying it.

I hate using the word “whom”. It always sound so : “Look at me, I know how to use it properly.”

I’m either a high functioning or a low functioning non autistic.

When drops in the , for a moment, I freeze and wonder if I should reach in for it. Then I realize, , of course I should!

aside, I have so much in common with

Don’t be a about pussies.

When I’m , I get a big on my face and that makes me .