Being the narcissist that I am, these are all my own tweets. I’m reposting my tweets because I have a negligible amount of twitter followers and I want more people to read my shit, even if it’s mediocre shit.
#masturbation is about to get interrupted, it’s hard to decide whether I should stop or finish.
#exercise I got this month was walking to the store to buy chips. The more I bought, the more of a workout I would get carrying it.
I hate using the word “whom”. It always sound so
#snobby: “Look at me, I know how to use it properly.”
I’m either a high functioning
#autistic or a low functioning non autistic.
Don’t be a
#pussy about pussies.